Planet Metal

Far into the universe a million light-years away

There is a secret planet

There're some unknown forms of life

This planet is a paradise for every Gabian metalhead

I've checked it on my monitor

My antennas never lie

All set... All the crew must take their places

Countdown... we're leaving planet Gabe

(3,2,1, ignition)

We're all leaving for p.m.

Long trip beyond the stars

Excitement of a new world's straight ahead

Ten seconds after Mars

Just set the speed of light

We've found ourselves a place like paradise

I hope we are the only ones

Who made this trip from outerspace

But damn... if there are metalheads

This is the meeting place

I just can’t hold my 20 feet

I'm anxious make it faster please

Stop it or I'll radiate you

You won't leave a trace

Touch down... behave yourselfs we're out of the spaceship

Hot flush... at last we're down on earth

We're all leaving for p.m.

Long trip beyond the stars

Excitement of a new world's straight ahead

Ten seconds after Mars

Just set the speed of light

We've found ourselves a place like paradise

(One small step from a Gabian

One huge step for gabianity)

Oh dear!!! The mean Galacto is right behind us

Oh shit!!! We're crushing planet Gabe

(aaaahhhhh!!!)

We're all leaving for p.m.

Long trip beyond the stars

Excitement of a new world's straight ahead

Ten seconds after Mars

Just set the speed of light

We've found ourselves a place like paradise

(Damn spaceship, it's always broken)