Redneck Highway 101

Speedin' the down freeway

Tryin' to make some time

I pull into school, it's 5 to 9

Run down the hall to make the 9 o'clock check

But you don't have to go if you're a real Redneck

Too many times I've heard it this way

Two lates equal one absent day

I got my ropers on and I'm ready to ride

But the seat in my truck is just a little too wide

My girl's on the left and the boys on the right

I hope she knows she'll be alone tonight

I don't know how it always ends up this way

There's time for girls on another day

Hop in the cab

Turn the radio up

We're heading down to Lefty's for some fries and ketchup

To them girls in the shiny pink cadillac

There's three in the front and four in the back

Slid'er into gear boys were headed for fun

Cruisin' down Redneck Highway 101

Well the sign says 80 but we go 45

Got the pedal to the metal just to keep it alive

Truck broke down along the way

Cut across farmer Jim's field of hay

Hot wired the Deere and then we headed to town

Thank God there were no cops around

...Cruisin' down Redneck Highway 101