Evil Deeds

Lord please forgive for what I do

For I know not what I've done.

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do,

I just never had the chance to ever meet You,

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be,

My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Mama had a baby and its head popped off

(head popped off)

(head popped off)

(head popped off)

(head popped off)

(head popped off)

But mama don't want me the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped off

(getting dropped off)

(getting dropped off)

(getting dropped off)

(getting dropped off)

Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors on their front porch

(Their front porch)

(Their front porch)

(Their front porch)

(Their front porch)

But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's lawn

(Else's lawn)

(Else's lawn)

(Else's lawn)

Til' someone finally took me in my great aunt and uncle Edna and Charles

(Edna and Charles)

(Edna and Charles)

(Edna and Charles)

They were the ones who were left in charge

My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song

(Sing this song)

(Sing this song)

(Sing this song)

It went a little something like

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb,

Debbie had a Satan spawn Satan spawn

Mama why do they keep saying this I just don't understand understand

And by the way where's my dad?!

[Chorus]

Father please forgive me for I know not what I do

I just never had the chance to ever meet you

Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

Predominately, predominately, everything's always predominately

Predominately-white, predominately-black, well what about me?

Where does that leave me?

Well I guess that I'm between predominately both of em'

I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'm a scream

While I'm projectile vomiting.

What do I look like a Comedian to you?

Do you think that I?m kidding?

What do I look like some kinda idiot?

Wait a minute shit, don?t answer that

Why am I so misunderstood?

Why do I go through so much bullshit

It's such Bullshit it's tush mull bish

Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again

Whining about his millions

And his mansion and his sorrow he's always drowning in

And the dad that he never had,

And how his childhood was so bad

And how his mom was a dope addict

And his ex-wife how they go at it man

I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers

Claims he had it, I can't imagine it

That little rich poor white bastard

Needs to take some of that cash out of the bank

And take a bath in it

Man if I only had half of it,

Shit if you only knew the half of it?

[Chorus]

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

Please release me from these demons I never

Had any of this shit planned Mom please believe

I don't wanna be Satans spawn, never got the chance to say I'm sorry

Now look at all the pain I caused

Dear Santa-Clause why are you not coming this year again

What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?

Everything could have been So perfect but life ain't a fairy tale.

I'm about to be hoisted up in the air

Forty feet below me there's people everywhere

I don't even know but who feel like they know me 'cause I'm in this Ferris wheel

And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hallie on the carousel

Without this crowd everywhere I go but life is like a merry-go-round

Here we go now do-si-do now curtains up the show must go on now

Ring-around-the-rosie the show's over you can all go home now

But the curtain just don't close for me

This ain't how fame was supposed to be

Where's the switch I can just turn off-and-on this ain't what I chose to be

So please God give me the strength

To have what it takes to carry on

'Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone

[Chorus: 2x]

Ooh!

Last one baby

Lets Go

Detroit!