I'm Back

Thats why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

Thats why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

Thats why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

Thats why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never

Heard of a mind as perverted as mine, you better

Get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help

What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?

I'm waitin' for hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxious as hell

Manson, you're safe in that cell, thankful is jail

I used to be my mommy's little Angel at twelve

At thirteen I was putting shells in the gage on the shelf

I used to get punked and bullied on my block

'Till I cut a kitten's head off

And stuck it in this kid's mailbox

(Hey! mom! mom!)

I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less

What do I think of sucess? It sucks too much press

And stress, too much zest, and breasts, too upset

It's just, too much mess, I guess

I must just blew up quick, yes

Grew up quick? No

Was raised right?

Whatever you say is wrong

Whatever I say is right

You think of my name now whenever you say "Hi"

Became a commodity because I'm W H I T E

'Cause MTV was so friendly to me

Can't wait 'till Kim sees me

Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?

Read my lips bitch, what? My mouth isn't working?

You read this finger? Oh, it's upside down

Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back , I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

I take each individual degenerate, his head and reach into it

Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music

And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim

And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe

My name is Slim Shady

I've been crazy way before radio didn't play me

The sensational

Back, it's the incredible

With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible

It's Ken Kaniff, on the internet

Tryin' to lure your kids, with him, into bed

It's a sick world we're livin' in these days

Slim, for pete's sake, put down Christopher Reeve's legs

Geez! you guys are so sensitive

Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it

Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frantic

'Cause eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em

With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented

Doin' lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin' out

All high and dosin' it

And that's where I get my name from

That's why they call me

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

I take seven kids from columbine and stand 'em all in line

Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine

A MAC-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine

And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time

'Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy as this world was

Over this whole Y2K thing, and by the way

N'Sync, why do they sing?

Am I the only one who realizes they stink?

Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?

Lip-sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings?

That's why I tend to block out when I hear things

'Cause all these fans screamin' is making my ears ring

So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger

Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina

'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz

It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this

Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother

I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and come inside her

And have a son and a new brother

At the same time, and just say that it ain't mine

What's my name?

I am

Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

That's why

They call me Slim Shady

I'm back, I'm back

Guess who's back?

Gue-gue-guess who's back?

Hi mom

Guess who's back?

Gue-gue-guess who's back?

D12

Dr Dre

Slim Shady

2001

I'm blew out from this blunt

Fuck