My 1st Single

Oh! Yeah,

So much for 1st single on this one

Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable

That the horses come out of 'erp

Of course we're about to stir up

Some shit thick as Mrs. Butterworth's syrup

It's the Mr. Picked-On-Christopher-Reeves-Just-For-No-Reason

Other than to just tease him

'Cause he was his biggest (burp) fan

He used to be Superman

Now I'm pourin' liquor on the curb in his name for him

"Eminem you wait til we meet up again

Fucker I'm kicking your ass for everything you've ever said"

It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show

Ready get set let's go

Here comes the buckin' bronco

Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo

Soldiers I told ya

I'm about to blow so look out below, Geronimo

Motherfuckers it's dominoes

I'm on a roll, around and around I go

When will I stop? I don't know

Tryin' to pick up where the Eminem Show left off but I know

Anything's possible though I'm not gonna top what I sold

I'm at the top of my game that shit is not gonna change

Long as I got Dr Dre on my team I'll get away

With murder, I'm like O-J

He's like my Cochran today

We keep them Mark Ferman tapes in a safe

Lock em away

Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe

Them fuckers got you on tape

You swear to God you was playin'

Whether or not you was little Joshua Gosh

I wish I could of told you not to do the same

'Cause one day it could cost you your name

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And this was supposed to be my first single (burp)

But I just fucked that off so

Fuck it let's all have fun, let's mingle (burp)

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (fart)

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle (fart)

Oh oh oh oh oh oh no

Oh ah oh ah oh ah

Oh oh ah ah

Oh ah oh ah oh ah

Poo poo ka ka

Eri-eri-Erick swallowed some generic

Sleeping pills, and woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick bare-naked

Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned sixteen and used a fake I-D

To sneak in V-I-P to see are Kelly

Hee-hee-hee-hee

To be so young and naive

Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and care free

Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled they cherish every picture

With their kids with hickeys all over their necks

Hicky-dickory dirk diggler look at me work wizardry

With these words, am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?

Or (scratch sound) jerkin your chain

Twenty two jerks in a jerk circle

Or is it a circle jerk

Or wait a minute what am I saying?

Allow me to run it back and rewind it

Wait let me ask you again

Am I just jerkin your chain

Am I berserk or insane

Or am I just one of them damn amateurs

Working the dang cameras

Filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade

Porno's who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle

Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered Britney and Justin

Video tapes of em fuckin'

When they was just Musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted em

And went straight to The Source with em

Cause they could have sworn someone said ni-

And then tried to erase and record over it

But if you listen close enough to it

You can hear the ga-uh

And then come ta

Find out it was Justin

Sayin' "I'm gon-na cum!"

And this was supposed to be

[Chorus]

Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest

And address it about my lyrics

I'd love to hear it

All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number

It's 1-800 I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick

And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me

Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day

That I fall out with Dre

Wake up gay and make up with Ray

Hey! So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken

Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big a big cock

Or suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth

I'm done you can fuck off

Fuck a fuck off

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