My Fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved

A nurse aide who came to get laid and tied up

With first aid tape and raped on the first date

Susan, an ex Heroin addict who just stopped usin'

Who love booze and alternative music

Told me she was goin' back into usin' again

I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen

It's better than Heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin

C'mere, let's go in here"

Who's in the den?

It's me and Kelly

My bad, let's try another room

I don't trust you

Shut up slut!

Chew up this mushroom

This'll help you get in touch with your roots

We'll get barefoot, butt naked, and run in the woods

Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab

Oh dag!

What?

I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag

Huh?!

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

Yo Sue!

Get away from me, I don't know you

Oh shoot, she's trippin'

I need to go puke

I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin' major

I just wanted to make you appreciate nature

Susan, stop cryin', I don't hate ya

The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you

So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?

That ain't no reason to start wiggin' and spaz out

She said, "Help me I think I'm havin' a seizure!"

I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin' my Tshirt"

"Would you calm down you're startin' to scare me"

She said, "I'm twenty six years old and I'm not married

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook"

I'm over here Sue, You're talkin' to the plant, look

We need to get to a hospital before it's too late

'Cause I never seen no one eat

As many mushrooms as you ate

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

Susan, wait! Where you goin'? You better be careful

Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin' my hair pulled

I'm not your dad, quit tryin' to swallow your tongue

Want some gum? Put down the scissors

Before you do somethin' dumb

I'll be right back just chill baby please

I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these

John, where's Dave at before I bash you

He's in the bathroom, I think he's takin' a crap dude

"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talkin' to plants

Choppin' her hair off, and there's only two days left

Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?

Well it depends on how may you had

I took 3, she ate the other 22 caps

Now she's upstairs cryin' out her eyeballs, drinkin' Lysol

She's gonna die dude

I know and it's my fault!

My God!

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

Now you sitting in the corner crying

And now it's my fault my fault

My God, I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Susan please wake up!

Please, Please wake up

What are you doing?

You're not dead! You're not dead!

I know you're not dead

Oh my God!

Wake up, Susan wake up

Oh my God!