Underground

A lotta people ask me

Where the fuck I've been at the last few years

Shit, I don't know

But I do know I'm back now, haha

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Dre, I'm down here under the ground

Dig me up, broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up

60 sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia

After they sip piss through Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads

Enough oxy cotton to send a fuckin' ox to rehab

Whack job in a bag and a black stalkin' cap

Jackin' off to a hockey mask at a boxin' match

He can't say that, yes he can

I just did, faggot, now guess again

You better text message to your next of kin

Tell 'em shit's about to get extra messy especially when I flex again

Throw a fuckin' lesbian in wetzy men

So faggidy, faggidy, faggidy, raggidy Ann and Andy

No, raggidy, Andy and Andy, no, it can't be, it can't be

Yes, it can be, the fuckin' Antichrist is back

Danny and Satan in black satin panties

This is Amityville, calamity

Goddamn it, insanity pills, fanny pack filled with zanies

Through every nook and cranny, lookin' for trannies

Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookie

Razor blades with me to make you bleed

Cases of Maybelline make up layin' on the table with weed

Slim Shady, shit sounds like a fable to me

Until he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're takin' a pee

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair

Found at the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair

Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener

And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds

And glad bags, yeah, glad to be back

'Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab

Fuckin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said

I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch

Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened

Bitin' into a fuckin' Vicadin like I'm a Viking

Oh, lighten the strikin', might be a fuckin' sign I need a psychic

Evaluation, fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th

That means is just a regular day

And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly

Fuckin' lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the way

Now she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and beggin' to stay

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

So tell the critics I'm back and I'm comin' to spit it back in abundance

Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of Funyuns

Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shootin' animal

Light up a cannon and have him catapult addin' a dog

Captain of the cult with an elite following

To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat holiday

Have Micheal Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powers

Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers

Hit Jason Voorhees with a 40

Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story

Gave Hannibal Lecter a fuckin' nectarine

And sat him in a fuckin' fruit and vegetable section

And gave him a lecture

Walked up Elm Street with a fuckin' wiffle bat, Drew

Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too

And came out with a little scratch, ooh

Lookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple fat goose

Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity?

And havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee

Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets

And a strap that wraps twice around my back, then they latch it

Cut your fuckin' head off and ask you where you headed off to

Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache's awful

This anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffle

And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin' my hard taco

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now

Nowhere to run, to run to now

I'll disappear, you'll wonder how

Lookin' for me, I'm underground

So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do this

And now I got 90 days clean and that's all I have to share, thanks

Thanks for sharin', Brian, is there anyone else

Who would like to share this evenin'?

Yeah, I got somethin' to share

When you walked through the door you were queer to me

So come here, baby boy, just come here to me

You're a cock boy, everybody wants you

You're gayer than you would ever claim to

I won't have to rape you

So homie, lay down, down, down

Lay down, down, down, lay down, down, down

Lay down, lay down

Where's everybody goin'?

This always went over real big in Gay A

Okay wait, I got another one

I just love condoms and lots of cum

No? Oh shit