Without Me

Obie Trice.

Real name no gimmicks

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back, guess who's back?

Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker

Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital

By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husband's heart problem is complicated

So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on M-T-V

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and dip, bum on your lips

Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you, Debbie!"

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Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said, this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious

Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis

They start feeling like prisoners helpless

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"

A visionary, vision is scary,

Could start a revolution, pollutin' the air waves a rebel

So let me just revel and bask

In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe

For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me

Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh

Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up

Under your skin like a splinter

The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

"Testing attention please"

Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me

Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free

A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

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A-tiskit a-taskit,

I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit and that shit

Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie

You thirty six year old bald headed fag, blow me

You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over,

Nobody listens to Techno

Now lets go, just give me the signal

I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes this shit just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me I'm just obscene

Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do black music so selfishly

And use it to get myself wealthy

"Hey" there's a concept that works

Twenty million other white rappers emerge

But no matter how many fish in the sea

It will be so empty without me

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Kids!