Parks And Recreation

Someone take the scruff of her neck

Like a cat takes a kitten

You’re standing on my patch now

Isn't it time she got bitten?

I'll stare at my feet

Till I make you trip me up

And when I land on my back

Then she'll be looking straight up

For the first time in years

I wish I knew the names of the trees

It's not pointless at all

She's gonna name all the leaves

If one falls and hits me

And I'm pronounced dead

I'll know what did kill me

They'll know what took off

What took off her head

I came down for a game of basketball

But you threw me a punch instead

Where is her support tonight?

Seems that they have taken flight

I was hoping to welcome you aboard

But the raft becomes lifeboat and I get ahead

She gets ahead

Screamed round the corner

My wheels took the force

Embarrassed at my lack of discourse

She cannot hold conversation

An influx of trespass

As they pass through my green

Intrude on my privacy

Came here to rid her of shelter

Can you see the tyre tracks?

Of where I did fall?

I didn't turn the thing too well

She turned and she hit the wall

The fight it went out me

As I ground to a halt

And now I'm surrounded

Somehow she knows

That it all was her fault

I came down here for a rematch

But my bloody nose it rained off play

She's calling for the dogs to spring

But they’re just sleeping in

I came down to feed the swans today

But your constant squawking just scared them away

Scared them away