Miss Elaine E.S. Jones

Is quite famous for the property she owns

But the property she owns is the property of Jones

And the innocent by standers

How they rush with gifts to hand her

Just to get a little candour off her bones

Miss Elaine E. S. Jones

The recipient of many sticks and stones

Dumped by ladies of the town

How they try to put it down

But she just walks by grinning

'Cos she's on that side that's winning

It's by popular opinion I suppose

Oh she's a high stepping lady

It's clear to anyone who knows her name

It's never Yes, just a Maybe

It's for sure you're gonna love her

If you judge her by the cover

But stay aware or from as due

She's just isn't worth the price you're gonna pay

She is heartless

She is cruel

And she'll make a fool of you

If there's tenderness beneath her

It's too far out of reach Sir

You'll discover like the others no one owns

Miss Elaine E. S. Jones