I Need An Operation

Some fucker wants to have a go at me

He don't like my personality

But he's a cunt and he will see

No fucker ever knocked out me

I battered the bastard round the fucking head

A pool cue nicked from the Old Queens Head

Felt sorry for him his dad was dead

No fucker ever knocked out me

I need an operation

Magistrate said give him eighteen months

Been fourteen years living in this dump

I've got to be honest I've got the hump

No fucker ever knocked out me

Last week I won nutter of the year

Longest serving patient in here

They think I'm beaten, bad idea

No fucker ever knocked out me

Hate you, hate me, hate the cage

Giving me pills what make me strange

Words my now I can't arrange

No fucker ever knocked out me