Lyrics Enter Shikari

Enter Shikari

The Jester

"Simmer down ladies and gentlemen

you're acting rather irresponsibly"

Hold your horses, steady now,

'Cos we're floating precariously and therefor furthermore frivolously

On tectonic plates

And everything we stand on

And everything we stand for

is rather unstable right now

So I think I'll kill some time and have you done medium rare

But I think I'll tease my pallet with some crudités, just to prepare

You see we've had a joker in the pack now for quite some time

So I reckon it's just about time to roast this swine

Ahhh

This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed!

So knuckle down and fetch his head

Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce

Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents

Ha Ha!

Now I think we should take a leaf from the romans book (Throw it up, throw it up)

Now I think we should take a leaf from the romans book (Throw it up, throw it up)

Let's throw it up and then start again

Let's throw it up and then start again

Shoo!

Nicely does it now

Steady...

Hold...

Hold...

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Oi

That was great, my compliments to the chef, I'm very sat-is-fied

I'll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine.

The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable,

all in all a splendid spread.