Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

[Frank Sinatra]

Whats wrong with your face baby,

Yikes!

With those teeth when you through there'll be no dust left to bite

Christ newsflash, kid this is show business

Show some class when you dress

Shave that bush off your lip

BOOM!

Your bands named Queen Huh?

Ain't that sweet

You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat

Thats whats wrong with you people you'll do anything to get famous

You changed your name to Mercury you should've been Freddie Uranus

[Freddie Mercury]

You think I haven't heard those things before

Your just a bully whos too scared to go to a war'

You had a hit song called My Way

but someone else wrote it

Your the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents

You've got four notes in your whole range

You cant act and you cant dance

Im more powerful than you when im wearing women's pants

Why do you stand there in a suit

Its like your trying to bore me

When I rock the UK South America gets horny

Because my songs have balls

They're the anthems of victory

Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy

Your in the pocket of the Mafia and everybody knows it

Guinea Dago

Guinea Dago?

Guinea Dago Figaro

[Frank Sinatra]

Easy jaws of life I cant stand a racist

I love the coloreds and the queers just ask Sammy Davis

Look we all wanna swing baby but you took it too far

you played butthole roulette and you lost the draw

[Freddie Mercury]

I took one for Both teams from a disease no one knew existed

I didn't leave a mark on history i French Kissed it

Im a champion of the world extinguished in his prime

So kiss my ass Frankie but you'll have to wait in line.