Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters

[Ghostbusters]

Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches

Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?

If you, or the Lorax, wanna bust like we do

Give us a call, we're ready to defeat you

Ghostbusters, flow crushers, get the job done

Spitting out the lyrics like, we got one!

Get the people moving like the Statue of Liberty

Try to beat us in a battle? Man, you gotta be kidding me

The delivery of Stantz stands straight like my main man Slinky

I collect spores, tell 'em 'bout the Twinkie

Like your show, it's all fluff and filler

I'll kick your Heinie-man, I'm a Savage killer

[Mythbusters]

Wow, your raps are just too whack to handle

Let's do it like we do on the Discovery Channel

Your science is preposterous, the opposite of competent process

And in this episode, we'll give you a synopsis

Starting with the vacuum cleaners strapped up on your back

It's a fact, positrons don't react like that

You built a laser grid with no safety switch

And Walter Peck was right, that's some shady shit

Good thing you work in a firehouse, cause you just got burned

You are poor scientists, and that's confirmed

[Ghostbusters]

That's enough from the Walrus and Dickless the clown

Let's show these Mythbitches how we do it downtown

Grab your stick (ho), heat em up (smokin')

High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion

We roast show hosts when our flows cross streams

Pumping out blockbusters, while you work behind the scenes

It's a rap test dummy, and you're both getting crashed

We came, we saw, we kicked your ass

[Mythbusters]

Ghosts aren't real, but it should be said

It's time to bring the B-Team back from the dead

(Hey!) Things are getting scary, when Tory, Grant and Kari

Come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry

We reject your flows, and substitute our own

Uhhhhhhhmmm...

Why'd you stop? I couldn't think of a rhyme

Well just say the first thing that pops into your mind

[Stay Puft Marshmallow Man]

Aww... aww...

Yo, what is up, it's Stay Puft, I stay fluff

Blaze chumps and flip Kari butter-side up (hey!)

I'mma smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter with dumb play

Show these dweebs how to rock a beret (hey)

My limbs so large you can't harsh my mellow

Just one step took me out the ghetto

You best be afraid of my marshmallow flows

Cause Big Puft just burned all you bitches to toast!