Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

[Wright Brothers]

We're the Wright Brothers

And there can't be no other

We don't wanna cause trouble

Are you looking for your lover?

Cause your princess is in our castle now. (Yeah she's gone.)

We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong

Before us, people only used to fly in balloons

You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?

You shoulda, would, coulda come to lose an extra life

So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe

[Mario Brothers]

Itsa me Mario

And Luigi motha *ping*

Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other?

Look at these two their lives must have been horrible

Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville

You spend all your time on one machine? (Sheesh!)

If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf

You should eat something anyway

Look at you so skinny!

You may fly like a Hawk

But you fight like a Kitty

[Wright Brothers]

We don't need to fight

We're the fathers of flight

Representing North Carolina (aiiiiight)

We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller

Conquer every level of your 2D scroller

You talk a lot of trash

But let me tell you something

We're gonna beat you so fast

It's like we're holding down the B Button

[Mario Brothers]

We're serving up an 8-bit fist

Made to order

That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters

Like POW!

How you like me now?

Spit flames out our mouth

Like our name was Bowser

You'll get pummeled

You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel

We've been dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song

Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong