Rick Grimes vs Walter White

[Rick Grimes]

Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad

I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad

A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day

Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains

I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues

Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse

Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler

Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver

You tore your family apart sin by sin

Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb

So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it

I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast

[Walter White]

I don't know what you think I've done

But if we were to battle, I've already won

Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me

I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)

Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody

Always getting saved by some samurai booty

I'm a kingpin cookin' crystal in the middle of the day

Having dinner by the pool with the DEA

Run you over with my Aztek; GTA

If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid

Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth

You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof

Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew

I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you

[Rick Grimes]

CARL! I said stay back with the others

While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother

You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want

I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn

[Walter White]

Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me

I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)

I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life

No one saw Shane coming except for your wife