Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

SARAH PALIN!

VERSUS!

LADY GAGA!

BEGIN!

Sarah Palin:

Oh, boy, look what we have here, a transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year. Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog they put a lot of lipstick on you but you still look like a dog. Put down that teacup honey go put on some pants and stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance and you may be Gaga but you ain’t a lady at all. I’ve seen those outfits you’ve been wearing that takes big balls.

Lady Gaga:

I think I’d rather elect a smurf than vote for you, governor of Alaska? That’s like the principal of a home school, you are the sum of everything I despise with the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking five, just trust me, your fifteen minutes of fame came and went, go back to your igloo, spend some time with your kids before they’re pregnant. Your frigid little body couldn’t even handle what I do. I think the truth is, Sarah, my music just scares you.

Sarah Palin:

The music doesn’t scare me, I’m a mother of five, I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive. Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna, your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha

Lady Gaga:

I sound more intelligent than you when I fart. I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art. You don’t belong in politics, you belong in a hockey game. History will regret you like John McCain.

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!