Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye

[Sir Isaac Newton]

Of all the scientific minds in history

they put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?

I´m a master! I discovered gravity

I drop rhymes like they´re falling from an apple tree

You´re no match for me, you got a bach degree

I got a unit of force named after me!

You wanna battle guy? That´s a crazy notion!

When I start flowing I stay in motion

First law, did you catch that?

Or did it go too fast to detect?

Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop

Or another wacky sound effect

I was born on Christmas, I´m God's gift!

I unlock the stars that you're dancing with

You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science

You explain to kids

[Bill Nye]

Yes, it´s true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show

But Now I do what I gotta do to make sure

Scientific though can grow and I'm still in my prime

Hitting my stride, what'd you do?

With the back half of your life?

You freaked out started countint coins for the bank

And you sure didn´t have no wife

Ohh, you wrote book on gravity

But you couldn´t attract no body

Your work on orbits was exemplary

But your circle of friends was shoddy

You don´t wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye

I rap sharper like a needle in your eye

Stick to drinking that mercury

´Cause I hypothesize, that you´re about to get beat

[Sir Isaac Newton]

Well I conclude, that your methods are the wackest

You wouldn´t even pass in one of my classes

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction

Except for when we both start rapping

I accelerated the mind of mankind

To a higher plane of understanding and

I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape

Of the shadow of the mind, you´re standing in

And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote

At half your age to rebut the integral sec y dy

From zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e

Of the square-root of three times sixty fourth power of what

[Neil deGrasse Tyson]

Why don´t you pick on a brain your own size

We got a badass over here plus I got your back Nye

Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly

By the way the answer to your little calculation is "i"

As in I put the Swag back in science

While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking dagger in Liebniz

And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business

The universe is infinite but this battle is finished