Funky Piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects

It's DJ Scratch, so girls fix your Kotex

The Ruler, not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix

With ten or more tricks, take flicks

Prick, but please don't miss this

Watch my DJ cut with his dick, yeah

Slick ain't it? See your mom's fainted

Technique 1200 and watch Scratch train it

I'ma step off and let Scratch collect dough

While you hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Here with the movement of his hands

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

A brief description, yeah bust my DJ on the mix

No line switch, two transform cuts with his lips

And feeds up and down is extra weak

He strictly cross fades club mixes every week

Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade

Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade

Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'

No arrows on the record or marks or needle poppin'

From table to table, sports a Gucci cable

EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label

Now I'ma step off while Scratch collects his dough

Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Hear my jam with the funky piano

Here with the movement of his hands

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Who is the best? Me, stop lying, go ask her mother

Good God, good God, good God, good God