Jane 3

One hot summer day back around the way

A new kid moved onto the block and his name was Jay

Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine mil

Yeah, and kept his Smitty's on his tool

Anyway Jay portrayed to be like gard

So we took him in, and put him down with the Hit Squad

His house was phat, full court in the back

Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a welcome on the doormat

Plus AZT, full house alarm system

One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one could vic him

Something strange about the crib, I had to think

Why the whole god damn house was dressed in hot pink

Yo Jay, where's your bathroom, bust a move I gotta piss

Three doors on the left homeboy, ya can't miss

My head was busted

Disgusted

I said, "What's goin' on?"

I seen a douche bag, and Safety maxi-pad tampons

Left the bathroom, went back where I was

Tapped Jay on the shoulder and said,

"Eiyyyooo 'cause"

"I thought you lived alone"

"I do"

"Are you certain?

There's bras and leotards, hangin on the curtain

Yo Jay what's your problem, homeboy you look stunned

What are you doin? Put down that knife... where's my gun?"

Shit's thick, I reached for my tool I wasn't strapped

Left the nine in the car, right next to the jim hat

It's my ass, I better think fast real quick

I got a flashback ah from a Bruce Lee flick

Got in my stance

Don't lie

Kay I broke for the door

Tripped on some bullshit in the living room floor

Jay rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke

Ah Shit

Kicked him in the nuts

That's ALL she wrote

It was like Rapunzel

Rapunzel?

Down came his hair

Titties popped out

And there was ass everywhere

Jay a transvestite?

Not quite he was more like

J to the A to the N to the E

Yo P, don't tell me, you went out like a sucker

Chill, took off that mustache, grabbed that ass and I fucked her

Peace, I'm Audi 5000 *laughing*

Audi 5000

Ah shit!

All of that real shit, you know what I'm saying?

Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker?

The whole shit. Yo E, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying?

Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce Jenner

But better

Right in there man, I didn't even care, are you crazy?

Was that holdin' me up?

Don't tell me it was Jane you were juicin'

Shit, kick it E!