Fruitcake

There's a fruitcake for everybody

There's a fruitcake for everyone

There are b-sides to every story

If you decide to have some fun

Take a bite

It's alright

There's some brandy and star margarine to make it bright

Take a bite

It's alright

A little lovin' and some fruit to bake

Life is a piece of cake

It's the season for being happy

But the reason is dead and gone

If the reason for being happy

Takes a backseat when the season's done

Just take a bite

It's alright

Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight

Take a bite

It's alright

A little lovin and some fruit to bake

Life is a piece of cake

Everybody, everywhere people do you really care

Christmas time has once again arrived

Everybody, everywhere people do you really care

Christmas time has once again arrived

Mistletoe and a little snow

But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights

Mistletoe and a little snow

But we don't get it there at fruitcake heights

Stars are falling down from heaven

But it's nowhere near our town

Miracles are falling down from heaven

But it's nowhere near our town

There's a fruitcake in everybody

There's a fruitcake in everyone

There are b-sides to every story

If you decide to have some fun

Just take a bite

It's alright

Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight

Take a bite

It's alright

A little lovin and some fruit to bake

Life is a piece of cake