Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high

Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie

I believe in love, I believe in peace

But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East

I believe the Bible is cold hard fact

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

I believe the Sabbath is the day of rest

The tax man and the devil share the same address

I believe don't start if you're gonna quit

I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick

I believe dogs are better than cats

And I belive that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind

That O.J. did it, Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time

I belive that cold cold beer

Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere

I believe hard work really makes the man

But everyone should wet a line every now and then

I believe it's best to pay in cash

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind

That O.J. did it, Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time

I believe she was a real good thing

Can you believe I let a girl like her get away

I believe she meant it the night she packed

And said Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

Before she does

Before she does