Outside Villanova

And now I'm trying to decide if I feel dirty at all

Cause it gets hard to tell

It's never just black and white

She's got a mind of her own and she uses it well

So she invites me over outside villanova

She's got some pull-out sofa that we won't hardly need

She is only drinking soda revving up that motor

Got places we could go to but I still won't believe

That she's only gifted

When I'm standing by her side

She goes unassisted

And I start to relax as I cut her some slack

So get up I gotta go to work

Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk

And it's a set-up I gotta change my clothes

Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows

What I've done and what I'm gonna do again

And in the middle of the night I have a breakdown of sorts

With regret creeping in

She's gonna put up a fight

And she will get her way

Cause she loves sleeping in

So I need someone to side with when she begins confiding

And I cannot provide it cause I'm endlessly cold

She says she's so excited to play some groom and bride

With me but I'm undecided so I need to be told

That she's only sinking

When I'm sleeping by her side

With a change of thinking

I could pull us away even just for a day

So get up I gotta go to work

Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk

And it's a set-up I gotta change my clothes

Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows

What I've done and what I'm gonna do again

What I'm gonna do again

She grows impatient to change my tune

She's getting older and legal soon

And I wasn't ready to start out and go upsetting

Some girl that I'd be forgetting

By the time the cops came by that afternoon

And I try to decide as she pulls me aside

So get up I gotta go to work

Facing all these people who now know I'm a jerk

And it's a set-up I gotta change my clothes

Concealing all this evidence before everybody knows

Just what I've done and what I'm gonna do again

What I'm gonna do again