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Now I've got a gal from New Orleans

She's the cutest little thing that you ever have seen

She's got a cute little walk with a hippity-hop

She's *big at the little and bottom at the top*

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I can handle this job all by myself

Well, I love my baby, she's a little lovin' hugger

Cute as a button and sweet as sugar

I'm gonna buy her a diamond ring

And we'll get married in the Spring

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Well, I can handle this job all by myself

Well, she calls me her "little piggy-wiggy"

And I call her my "little thinga-ma-jiggy"

Every time I ask her for a kiss

I can hear her voice sound somethin' like this

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Well, I can handle this job all by myself

(Do ya need any help?) No, sirree

(Could you use a little help?) Not for me

(Just call on me if you need a little help)

I can handle this job all by myself

Well, I'm gonna take her honky-tonkin' tonight

We're gonna do everything up right

When the music starts we'll swing and sway

We're gonna dance till the break of day

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I can handle this job all by myself

There's no help wanted!