Sick World
Hello everybody I'm sway, welcome to my world
I'm coming to you from the same place as the spice girls
But I don't flippin sit around sippin tea
I rap more than santa claus on christmas eve
And when I show up the crowd stares in disbelief
As the host drops the mic and he kisses his teeth
I'm the reason so many millionaires are cryin
Cause the MDs are screamin down the phones "why the hell havent we signed him?!"
Some of these rappers need reminding, they ain't after my rythm mate, cause even in australia I'm flying
But keep trying, you only live once
So if you ain't living it up you ain't living, you're dying.
Sick world that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is riight
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite
Oooh nooo
"Hey mate, Sway, what are you gonna do mate? you gonna put it on the barby? or put it in the barby?... barby, barby, barby,.. barby brown"
One day I wanna be bigger than peter andre
Or bigger than the pair of lips kissing on beyonce
Bigger than the willies shown in any given sunday
Selling units in amsterdam, sweden and francais.
The other day me and my enemy was beefin
So I hit him in the face with a baseball bat and he was bleedin
Somebody asked why I did it, I said I didn't, I was swinging it, and you know bats they didn't see him.
Got into america like slick rick and floetry
To show everybody my big bollocks and british poetry
But if I flop I'll just come back in disguise
And tie a british flag over my face so no-one knows it's me
Sick world that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is riight
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite
Oooh nooo
Ever since I was born I been torn
Between two worlds my imagination and normal
Got bored of watching horror films and porn
Thus my mind conjured up thoughts abnormal
Trapped in a world I made that ain't mine
And you can't see it all in a day it takes time
Come visit my living room of lyrics and you'll find
There's a picture of my future in my frame of mind
See me? I got to much CDs, and watch too much TV
One day my teacher asked me what I wanna be
At parents evening and I replied "I want to be a tree"
He laughed, but then my mum started cussin me in twi
Those were the days the ladies never wanted me
Like "ugh like dereks like as ugly as can be"
Cause my tooth wasn't exactly straight
No wat I mean gov like me and the dentist wasn't exactly mates
So for about a year I had to wear a flippin brace
Feel like a bum for 350 days
Then I took of my braces, got big in places
Now if a chick don't like me she's racist
Sick world that's all up in my mind
I don't know what is wrong
I don't know what is riight
This world, that's going on inside
Don't know who to kick out
Or who I should invite
Oooh nooo