The Last Day Of My Life Thank You For Lettin Me

Owee-yeah

Los Angeles,

at the corner of sunset and fairfax,

walking west

Ah, I love the smell of violence in the evening

I just got my grand wake up call

7 PM I woke up with a gun in my right hand

and so I'm like "what"

Though at this point I suppose

someone could be fucking with me

or else I'm really gone this time

Damn crystals

God I hate that neon sign

Let's see

Virgin records

George Micheal

Mariah Car...iah

Yeah what's this then

Tony Bennett!

He makes pop records too now

Aw this is too fucking much!

Hey Mr. truck driver

don't dim those fucking headlights goddamit!

You're making me very nervous here

Don't hunk at me man

I'll fucking have you killed!

Stupid motherfucker

What's happening to me

I used to be cool

Now I'm like a fucking alarm clock or something

Not sure exactly what's going on

but I'll tell you this much

I think we're looking at the last day of my life

On the strip,

outside St. Francis hotel

Oooaaaww hey

Wa hee

Sunshine boy on the run tonight

This definitely is white boy day

Damn I feel good

Well lookee here

Now this is a classy place

Very nice

le Mondrian

And them latino backslapping asskissing bell boys outside

Well, you can have anyone for a fiver and a smile in Hollywood

Why y'all running, ha?

Haven't you you seen a semi-desperate guy

with a loaded piece before him

Elvis? Elvis! Elvis fucking Presley!!

Well get the fuck...well, for crying out loud!

Oh man...

Hey look I just want you to know Elvis

that I never believed that whole FBI bullshit about you

Y'know fuck that!

Hey folks say hi to elvis!

Whaddya mean they can't see you

Elvis you're making me very very nervous now

Yeah Elvis baby

I need some assistance here man

I got these voices in my head right

I keep saying I'm funky

They keep saying I'm dead

Y'know what I'm saying

Yeah

"You the next time little fucker in line, white boy!"

Yeah that's what they say swear to god

They're everywhere man

Them mothers trace my narrow ass

That's for damn sure

I'm so fucked

I got this sinking feeling

that what we're dealing with here man

is the last day... of my life

On the strip between la Cienega and San Vicente,

walking past the dozen or so pavement restaurants

where the rich and famous gather

during those Hollywood afternoons

Say Elvis what's with the NBC car and the cameras and stuff

Hey it's Leno doing a piece for the Tonight Show

Oh man this could be my break

Hey Jay over here

No here Jay! Jay!

Jay you can't just drive off like tha...

Oh fuck!

Now what are y'all lookin at!

Don't you rich people have fucking jobs or something

It's disgusting

You disgust...your happiness disgusts me alright

Fuck

What about me, huh huh

How come I ain't get no royalties

I need new pair of...well pretty much everything, you know

Now don't you be pointing at me sucker

Hey man you see this

Hehehehe

Ooeee

Nice piece huh

Shit

Hey where them sirens coming from

Ah

I get it

I get it

You rich motherfuckers out to get me huh

Why d'ya turn on me

I shoulda been one of you

Shoulda been in a tarantino movie

Y'hear I know all the lines man

Aw, now, you're all making me very very nervous

Well who da fuck needs you any damned way

Come here girl

Yeah you blondie

You and I are gonna take a walk

Huhehehe

Shut up!

Oh

Ah, meet my good friend Mr.Elvis

Yeah

Ah sh...

Well, I got a dozen voices in my head

I'd like to introduce you to as well girl

But there's just no time

'cos I'm walking on a line

with my eyes closed

afraid to peek and find out

that I'm looking at the last day of my life

On the corner of sunset and horn avenue,

right outside Spago's

Now, whaddaya think Elvis, ha

Is the night getting dark fast (...)

Hey Mr. fucking Spago

d'ya have a table for me and my parter here Mr. Elvis

See Elvis I'm about the only motherfucker

who ain't been in there

Now shit where are all them cops come from huh

Now I don't mind saying

that this is making me very very nervous

What's that officer

"Put the gun down and let the girl go"

Uh-hu-hu

No officer

I really don't think so

See 'cos I'm a bad motherfucker

Heyo bitch check out this poem huh

I just made it

Goes like this 3...4

"You people never treated me right

so I'm gonna make a stand tonight

I'll place a bullet in the bitch's head

and after I've made sure she's dead

then I'll lay me down to sleep

and I'll pray the lord my soul to keep

And if I shoud die before I wake

then y'all say that kid sure was a flake"

[ gunshot ]

Aah come on bitch

smile

I just made you live forever

Oh, Elvis my man

I guess this is the end of the road

Now we gonna ride into the sunset

So let's go

No no no

Age before beauty, I insist

Too bad I never married

and got myself a wife

so she could be here now to witness

the last day huh of my life

Huhuhuhu (...)

And as the sun sets in the west,

I bid you all a fine farewell

Yippe-kay-yeah motherfuckers!

Alright Elvis, saddle up the horses

[ gunshot ]

[ news voice ]

Thank you for letting me go

Thank you for letting me know

what it is that I missed

But lord I'm not pissed

No I'm not pissed

Oh no

I'm not pissed

I'm not pissed