On the Roof Again

In the throws of young love Leroy

Didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye

Tied the knot not knowing how to not know

He was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home

He moved out of his step dad's apartment

He moved in with this cute Guatemalan

Things were copasetic 'til she caught him

Things were cool and collected 'til she found him erected with another

Shit went bad he's on the roof again

She flipped, he flipped the bird

And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear

Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on

Riding high on his whims had only gotten him down

He moved back to his step dad's apartment

Where he put himself back together 'til

She came back he's on the roof again

She flipped, he flipped the bird

And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear

Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying

I know she broke your heart but try to come try to come down

Shit went bad he's on the roof again

She flipped, he flipped the bird

And then he went to the roof where his threats ring loud and clear

Gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year