A Campaign of Shock and Awe

Behold, the eighth wonder

Of the natural world!

Come one and come all

See the two-headed girl

Stupendous! Revolting!

You'll be shocked, you'll be awed

A true freak of nature

A blunder of God

But possessing such talents

Hear them sing, see them dance

As seen in the highest class

Parlours of France

Just ten bucks

Get your seats while they last

We take Visa and Master Card

Debit or cash!

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us

Aren't we lucky to be here?

Stop moving, they're taking a picture

Smile for the camera, Evelyn

Come in, come in

Must be cold out there, gentlemen

Take off your coats

And just guess what the wind blew in

I know you like twins

Have I got a surprise!

They're identical sisters

Attached at the sides!

Just imagine the fun

You could have with

And they're so well behaved

Not a single complaint yet

Just look at these photos

While I pour you a cocktail

I don't know whether I should charge

Double or triple!

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us

Aren't we lucky to be here?

Stop moving, they're taking a picture

Smile for the camera, Evelyn

Ladies and gentlemen

Critics and hipsters

Have you heard the new disc

By the Evelyn sisters?

Seamlessly floating with grace

Between eras and genres

They sing timeless new songs

Rife with double-entendres

As featured in Rolling Stone

Spin, the New Yorker

And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)

There's an in-store appearance

Today at the corner of

Bedford and Seventh Ave.

Come get a photograph

Sticker, and autographed shirt!

Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?

If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us

Aren't we lucky to be here?

Stop moving, they're taking a picture

Smile for the camera, Evelyn!