Big Game

You think it's new

But it is not new

I cannot wait

To see the look on your face

Cause someone's going to break that bovine balloon

Wrinkled little boxing glove

Someone's gonna tell you "no, you can't"

And I think you might explode

You think we're fooled

But we are not fooled

You think it's hard

But you're doing the easiest thing

Someone's going to burst your blood blubber head

Even little children see through you

Someone's gonna pull your big trousers down

And I think you might explode

So go home

What's gone in the basement now

Sing me a song from your dead eyed scroll

Witless and rank as a fat-filled hole

I'm tired and you are ridiculous

God for a clown and a clown for a pig

Ever so small but you think you're as big

I know!

You are ridiculous

Rubbery legs gonna march all night

Tell me again cos it makes me smile