Teacher's Pet

My formal education

Never bothered

With my ABC's

Teacher student relation

Taught me all about

The birds and bees

School boy fantasy

Lose control

Of all my faculties

You know that one thing

That got through to me

Was her body chemistry

Subject to body language

Ain't so bad to read

Between the lines

I scored above average

Oral examination

Is where I shine

School boy fantasy

Lose control

Of all my faculties

Student body graduated

At the highest degree

You know that one thing

That got through to me

Was her body chemistry

Purely scientifically

Studied her anatomy

Teacher's pet, Teacher's pet

God only knows what you

Do to me