C.H.Ü.D.

Hideous and hungry

Indecent and obscene

Ferocious, carnivorous

Slobbery and mean

Disfigured and deformed

They crawl, they breed

Rotting and raving

They hunger, they need

Find them in the attic or the cellar

Find them anywhere

But the place they prefer

Is in my evil ünderwear

They're a different kind of breed

And their hunger is strong

Better kiss your lucky star

I'm not wearing a thong

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Cannibalistic humanoid underwear dwellers

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Cannibalistic humanoid underwear dwellers

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous

Monstrous and malicious

Toxic and unclean

Inhuman, inbreed, red and green

Disfigured and deformed

They crawl, they breed

Rotting and raving

They hunger, they need

Your worst nightmare is

Living where the sun don't shine

In the dark is where they hide

Waiting for the night to come

Flesh-eating, crusty creatures

Living in your knickers

There's no goddamn way in hell

You can stop these evil critters

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Cannibalistic humanoid underwear dwellers

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Cannibalistic humanoid underwear dwellers

C.H.Ü.D, C.H.Ü.D.

Ugly, slobbering, ferocious and carnivorous

Beware beware of the ünderwear

Beware beware

Beware beware of the ünderwear

Beware beware