Lyrics Fairport Convention

Fairport Convention

Big William

He never put a foot wrong

Until the day Joe met Big William

He made him an offer but he often was wrong

"I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big William to Joe

"You can put it where the monkey sticks his nuts"

"I wouldn't give you fourpence for your lousy rotten dough

And, anyway, you haven't got that much"

"Hey Joe, hear what I say

You want my time, I ain't giving away

Go make the money you want some other way"

"I don't want to go to Peru

Don't leave ?Delhi, you're any guru?

I don't like work and I don't like you"

"I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big William to Joe

"You can put it where the monkey sticks his nuts"

"I wouldn't give you fourpence for your lousy rotten dough

And, anyway, you haven't got that much"

"I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big William to Joe

"You can put it where the monkey sticks his nuts"

"I wouldn't give you fourpence for your lousy rotten dough

And, anyway, you haven't got that much"