Black Friday

This is only a test

1, 2, what you gonna do?

3, 4, 5, twistin' your arm and your eye

You will buy

Step right up, donate a memory

To the bank of love, you loan your daydreams

BUY IT! BUY IT!

Black Friday's come 'n gone

Buy me a future regret

A shrink wrapped fantasy, that I'll wanna forget

In the age of the mercenary

In the nursing home where river swallows the sea

That's where we'll be, with guns

BUY IT! BUY IT!

Into the age of scrutiny

And the grandest frappe

Well I ain't gonna pay

Trimming the tree, I can hang, I won't swing

It's only a test

(3x):

I'll pry my seat

From the children's graves

Hear the angels sing

All the zombies walk on Black Friday

It's a riot at the salad bar

Predatory lenders

Safari mission is far but you paid for them

To kill your mom

BUY IT! BUY IT!

Kill 'em now!!

This is only a test