Cameltoe

Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

Walking down the street

Something caught my eye

A growing epidemic that really ain't fly

A middle aged lady

I gotta be blunt

Her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

I could see her uterus her pants were too tight

She must've owned panties that were not in sight

She walked right by the poor woman didn't know

She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh

Oh no

Fix yourself girl

You got a

Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh

Oh no

Fix yourself girl

You got a

Camel Toe

Girl thats gotta hurt

Take some time and adjust can't you see people staring

And making a fuss

Could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance

Is your crotch hungry girl

Cause its eating your pants

Do you enjoy the comotion and attention it brings

The only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing

In public putting on an x rated show grossin people out

With your Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh

Oh no

Fix yourself girl

You got a

Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh

Oh no

Fix yourself girl

You got a

Camel Toe

First day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress

A little quick to wearin

Wearin pum pum shorts

And its causin me much distress

Whoomp there it is

Yeha right in the front

Everybody come and get a good look

I can see everything through the panty cling every cranny

And every nook

You better take a quick minute

Before you step outside

And check the area thats pubic

Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up

Like rubic

Take these words of advice

Cause its not very nice

I wanna put you al in the know

Girls don't sleep

Don't let your pants creep

Watch out for

The Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh

Oh no

Fix yourself girl

You got a

Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh

Oh no

Fix yourself girl

You got a

Camel Toe