Love, American Style

"I know you," she said,

"You're that guy from my TV!

You're that guy who killed all those kids!"

We got off to a pretty good start.

"Oh, boy, look what we've won!"

Love, American Style

"Ohboyohboyohboyohboy!"

Love, American Style

Oh, yeah, um...which one?

Geraldo or Montel or Ricky or good old Oprah?

All those shows are one.

The eating of brains and the bleeding of hearts,

it all makes for some pretty cool art.

We got off to a pretty good start.

We got off.