Secret Agent Love

You've heard every kind of corny line

You're so fine, you're so unfashionable

You've been everywhere a thousand times

You're so cool

So international

Captured as a stow away

Upon the QE2

Two weeks at sea alone

So many miles away from home

These are the strange and exciting adventures of

Secret agent, secret love

Weird and impossible but totally true

I think I'm secretly in love with you

You speak Russian and Chinese too

Get all the kids to start a revolution

Dangerous work but it's what you do

You're not the problem

You're the solution

Trained in all the martial arts

(Adept in many fields)

I know you feel the same

So what's your real name (I know it)

These are the strange and exciting adventures of

Secret agent, secret love

Weird and impossible but totally true

I think I'm secretly in love with you

Trapped within the prison walls

Of foreign agencies

They think you can't get free

Only to have you escape to me

These are the strange and exciting adventures of

Secret agent, secret love

Weird and impossible but totally true

I think I'm secretly in love with you

I'm in love with you

I'm in love with you