Lyrics Fat Ugly Crappy Kids

Fat Ugly Crappy Kids

Dream

1. When I was just a little a child

I was small and very wild

Then I grew up went to school

Everyone thought that I was cool

After that my uncle Bob

Gave me my first great job

Where I did many things

And stole for myself few onion rings

R: It is only a nice dream

but you never know

like a calm slow stream

and then comes the big bad fall

2. Then one day I met you

And I got some kind of flu

After that when I saw your face

You told me "I've got AIDS"

I didn't know that life is such a bitch

But it seemed that I was rich

The night you were lying

And now we are dying

R: It is...

3. Out to shop I slowly went

When I smelled this weird scent

Some big guy tried to steal my money

He was dumb, but very funny

So I told him "Listen son"

And he took out a big shotgun

Through my head a bullet goes

And my life ends with two loud blows

R: It is...

4. Then I woke up very scared

Feeling that I wet my bed

It was only stupid dream, I was glad

I felt very sick and very bad

Then the next day at the race

My girlfrined told me

My girlfriend told me

"Honey, I have AIDS"

R: It is...