Beerheads

Some of my best friends are

Beerheads

Beer alright

What did you say about

Beerheads

Beer alright

You got something against

Beerheads

Beer alright

What did you say about

Beer

Beer alright

Bleeding heart liberals

All men

Are their brothers

Cower behind

Locked doors

Afraid

Of each other

I dream of

Beerhead armies

With bottles

Stead of guns

They could keep

Our country

From beer out

We don't run

I look around

And wonder

Where law

And order went

Now this nation

Needs a

Beerhead President

Don't send us

Your crime

And your disease

That's not what

The statue

Of liberty means

Finally solution

Would make jobs for everyone

Clean up the

Pollution

Buy beer

For everyone

Criminals and

Politicians

Got the country

By the balls

You don't have to

Shave your head

To read

The writing on the walls