Crackhead Ted

Well I was smoking rock kicking ass taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs start' bleed

When I looked to the bag, there was nothing left

There was blood on the walls and bloody cigarettes

And the 40 Ounce in my hand was getting dry

To party like this is like working full time

I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids

Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin

I've been wasting time chugging wine just to see if I can win

If I can win then you can lose, you take the cash I'll take the booze

Liquor store robbery

Everybody look at me

Liquor store robbery

Gimme your money

Liquor store robbery

Everybody look at me

Liquor store robbery

I've been smoking rock kicking ass n taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been smoking rock kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a queer bombing lots of hills

I was so fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

When I looked to the bag, there was nothing left

There was blood on the walls and the cigarettes

And the 40 in my hand is getting dry

To party like this is like working full time

I've been smoking rock kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills

I was so fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids

Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun, on heroin

I've been wasting time chugging wine just to see if I can win

If I can win then you can lose, you take the cash I'll take the booze

I've been smoking rock kicking ass n taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a grandpa with lots of ills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

And shooting guns just for fun 'cause I'm an American

(...........???) Just so I can drink again

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(...........???) Just so I can do it again