Wake Bake Skate

Wake! Bake! Skate!

I do a bunch of drugs

I'm a fiend

I'm an addict

I'm all messed up

Watchin' television static

And I'm gonna try and make it

For another year

Just to hang out with my bestfriends

And drink a lot of beer

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' proud

(So fuckin' proud)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

Wake! Bake! Skate!

I'm so strung out

I can't even see

Shit, it's so hard

I can't even breathe

But I gotta for myself

I gotta change this life

I got a guarantee

For a dollar ninety nine

Wake! Bake! Skate!

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' proud

(So fuckin' proud)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

Wake! Bake! Skate!

And I'm so fuckin' cheap

(So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' proud

(So fuckin' proud)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

So fuckin' cheap

(So fuckin' cheap)

And I'm so fuckin' proud

(So fuckin' proud)

And I don't have a job

And I don't have a phone

Don't have a life

And I'm always stoned

Wake! Bake! Skate!

And crash!