Gerbil

He gets out of bed

he goes to the room

he turns on the set

he is as smart as a broom

Hey you brainless

how'd you lose us?

hey you thoughtless

how'd you screw us?

It starts on his head

he tries not to hear

it gets worse instead

he checks out of here

Hey you dumb ass

how'd you lose us?

hey you headless

how'd you screw us?