The Ballad Of The Toadeaters

When youre down in the rubbish

looking for some of my old songs

well dont expect me to

come out and watch you perform

when youre riding on my coattails

put the pen to the contract

and youll never come back

youll be pushed into the back of a van

with a bag around your head

im the boy that you lept (looked?) on

and as im waltzing through the graveyard

to the ballad of the toadeaters

well our lawyers cant decide

if you are riding on my coattails

this is the ballad of the toadeaters