Another Perfect Catastrophe

Ain't nothing like it

When it's twisting and reeling

They'll put the boot right in your eye

Because when the floor turns into wall

And then the wall turns into ceiling

Oh what a lovely way to die

Another perfect catastrophe

Is just waiting to happen

Waiting for the moment to transpire

Another perfect catastrophe

Is just dying to go down

It's only looking for the

Perfect place and time

Oh wouldn't you love

To be my partner in crime

So many tricks that we could try

So if you want to find out

What it would been like to my

Co-conspiritor

Open up the door and step inside

When retreat is not an option

And remorse just ain't your style

There must be something left to do

Because every tragedy is a comedy

Unless you're the victim

Then you're just another monkey in the zoo