Mr. Cardiac

Hey Mr. Cardiac

Where's my heart attack?

I placed my order six hours ago.

Come on, listen man

You got to understand

I got places to meet

And people to make

And money to blow

Heyy Mr. Solitaire

I ain't no Frigidaire

Don't play the martyr

Like the rest of those clowns

Get off your easy chair

Call Tony Millionaire

'Cause we're going to town

And you're setting 'em up

And I'm knocking them down

Hey Mr. Cardiac

Please can you spare me ten dollars?

Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac

I'll pay you on Friday

But can't you help me with a dime?

Don't tell Chameleon Man

He never understands

Sits on his fortune

And stares at the wall

Let's hot-wire a Cadillac

Take it to hell and back

Let's get away from it all

You've got her in your hand

She's got him by the balls

Hey Mr. Cardiac

Please can you spare me ten dollars?

Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac

I'll pay you on Friday

But can't you help me with a dime?

Little Miss Succubous

Caught a downtown bus

Chasing the dragon a quarter to five

Spare me the tickertape

Time to negotiate

Give me the long and the short

Are you on the inside?

Is she dead or alive?

Hey Mr. Cardiac

Please can you spare me ten dollars?

Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac

I'll pay you on Friday

But can't you help me with a dime?