One Of Those

Johnny wiped out

He can't walk

He's got a prosthetic hip

(yeah yeah)

And Jenny don't care

She can't talk

She got Prozac 'scrip'

(oh no)

And daddy's alright

Just retired

He's got an artificial heart

(yeah yeah)

But mommy don't mind

She gets her loving

At the Jiffy Mart

(oh no)

And they look so sad

In their regulation check-out clothes

It makes me so glad

That I'm not one of those

No, I'm not one of those

Will Jimmy's going down

But it's okay

He's got elevator shoes

(yeah yeah)

And sissy got a jones

Riding her bones

She got the methadone blues

(oh no)

But I'm on hold

And I don't mind

I've got the muzak groove

(yeah yeah)

Cause it's gone cold

But I won't fight

Cause I'm born to lose

(oh no)

And they look so sad

In their regulation check-out clothes

It makes me so glad

That I'm not one of those

No, I'm not one of those