Date Rape

Let me tell you about a girl I know

She had a drink about an hour ago

Sitting in a corner by herself

In a bar in downtown hell

She heard a noise and she looked through the door

And saw a man she'd never seen before

Light skin, light blue eyes

A double-chin and a plastic smile

Her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door

And took an empty seat next to her at the bar

"My brand new car is parked right outside

How'd ya like to go for a ride?"

And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"

He said, "That's fine, may I please buy you a drink"

One drink turned to 3 and 4 and they left and got into his car

And he drove away some place real far

"Now, baby, the time has come

How'd ya like to have a little fun?"

And she said, "If we could please be on our way

I will not run"

That's when things got out of control

She didn't want to, he had his way

She said, "Let's go"

He said, "No way"

“Hey, baby, it's your lucky day

Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way

Come on, baby, don't be afraid”

If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid

He finished up and he started the car

He turned around, drove back to the bar

He said, "Now, baby, don't be sad

In my opinion you weren't half bad"

She picked up a rock, threw it at the car

Hit him in the head, now he's under [Incomprehensible]

Come on, party people, won't you listen to me?

Date rape style

The next day she went to her drawer

And looked up her local attorney at law

Went to the phone and filed the police report

And then she took the guy's ass to court

The day he stood in front of the judge

He screamed, "She lies, that little slut"

The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years

And now his eyes is filled with tears

One night in jail it was getting late

And he was butt-raped by a large inmate

And he screamed

But the guards paid no attention to his cries

That's when things got out of control

The moral of this date rape story is

It does not pay to be drunk and horny

But that's the way it had to be

They locked him up and threw away the key

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the behind

But that's the way it had to be

They locked him up and threw away the key

Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind

Even though he now takes it in the behind

She didn't want to

She didn't want to

She didn't want to

She didn't want to take it