Slick Nick, You Devil You

Slick Nick stole the reindeer from the zoo

Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew

Put my dog out in the cold

Ripped off the candy from my socks

Smokin' cloves and drinkin' Scotch

Slick Nick you devil you

(Devil you, devil you)

Slick Nick you devil you

(Devil you, devil you)

Dressed in red and overweight boot

Stole the TV and the stereo

And the toys

The toys were broken too

You devil you

(Devil you, devil you)

Slick Nick, Nick you devil you

(Devil you, devil you, devil you)

I saw Slick Nick fall over the X-mas tree

He was a whole different man from what mom and dad told me

Spillin' Jack Daniels all over the drapes

Spray-paintin' a bad finger over the fireplace

Tattoos on his arms and knees

I never thought Santa Claus would be such a sleaze but

Slick Nick you devil you, you devil you

(Devil you, devil you)

You just a devil you, you just a devil you

You just a devil, devil, devil, devil

Cussin' and coppin' and playin' punk-rock

And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock

Hey, Slick Nick, where are my toys ?

You went drinkin' with the boys

You put Mad Dog in my sock, I wanted candy

I wanted candy, I wanted candy

Oh, oh, I thought you were my buddy and chum

But you're just a downtown bum

Instead of puttin' presents in front of my eyes

You just told me a bunch of lies

Oh, Slick Nick, devil you

(Devil you, devil you, devil you, ooh)

Oh, Santa Claus

(Devil you, devil you, devil you)

(Devil you, devil you, devil you, ooh)