Santa Stole My Lady

My friends wanna know how it came to be that

Oooh, this holiday don't mean nothing to me

Cause I caught Santa under my tree

He was flirting with my honey

Trying to take her from me

Hey, don't be fooled by these fairy tales

Watch out or he could do this to someone else

He took my girl and he made me cry

And that's the way I'm thinking about Christmas time

Oh, oh, oh

I wasn't dreaming, can't believe

I woke up to my woman kissing Santa, not me

Before I could reach him, even think

He swooped away my honey out the chimney sweep

Hey, don't be fooled by these fairy tales

Watch out or he could do this to someone else

He took my girl and he made me cry

And that's the way I feel about Christmas time

Ooohhhh

You better hide your mistletoa

Break out your firehose, oh

Fellas hold your ladies close

Or before you know

You'll be all alone

You'll be all alone