At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys

I'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet

chain, like I was twenty-eight. I'm wearing my Vans

right now, so high school kids will think that I can

skate. I've got a degree in science, yet shaking my

fists in defiance.

Anyway, I'm not clich�, I hardly own any ties. I may be

old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

I'm watching MTV, for fashion tips, so I can say, that I

saw it first. Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say I'm

cool, just like Fred Durst.

I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still.

Anyway, I'm not cliche, I hardly own any ties. I may be

old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

I may be old but at least I'm not like all those other

old guys.