Combat Chuck

A real life superhero. He's got

the Holy Ghost. He's either

praising Jesus, or he's making

toast. Ain't got no superpowers,

ain't got no giant brain, but he

would try and help you, if he

heard you call his name. There's

some kids there in some trouble,

need a Pepsi on the double. then

he shouts, not so quiet, "Would

you like regular or diet?" Found

a campsite for some kids, by the

stage is what he did. People ask

why he's so nice, he wants to be

like Jesus Christ.

Whenever you're in trouble,

whenever you're in need,

Combat Chuck will help you, he

nearly runs with speed. he's on

the ball to save the masses, got

some thick old horn-rimmed

glasses. his head is bald, he

shaved it shiny. Kicks the devil

in his hiney. People ask why

he's so nice, he wants to be like

Jesus Christ.